Exercise #2

Exercise? No, not a chance,
I don’t run or skip or dance.
I don’t pound the tarmac streets,
And I sure don’t sweat unnecessarily.

Exercise? Behave ya sen,
Let me tell you this again,
I don’t walk or cycle or jog,
You’ll never see me with a lycra clad bod.

Exercise? Are you having me on?
Diets and no carbs, can’t be prolonged.
I like eating junk, and I always will,
Should I starve myself? Take slimming pills? 

Exercise? I just cannot do this,
Seems like a struggle to resemble a twig.
I’m not beach body ready, no siree,
Muffin top? oh yes – created by me!

Written by Emma L Beal

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