Exercise? No, not a chance,
I don’t run or skip or dance.
I don’t pound the tarmac streets,
And I sure don’t sweat unnecessarily.
Exercise? Behave ya sen,
Let me tell you this again,
I don’t walk or cycle or jog,
You’ll never see me with a lycra clad bod.
Exercise? Are you having me on?
Diets and no carbs, can’t be prolonged.
I like eating junk, and I always will,
Should I starve myself? Take slimming pills?
Exercise? I just cannot do this,
Seems like a struggle to resemble a twig.
I’m not beach body ready, no siree,
Muffin top? oh yes – created by me!
Written by Emma L Beal